Why must I weep? I'll be strong... I think the grey jacket and t-shirt is maybe could have worked with something else, but then I fight back tears looking at the bottom half. Time to admit defeat and hire a stylist (or fire the one you have right now and get a new one).
Oh Rihanna. The fried, synthetic weave is killing me softly. I can't. And the garment choices are not any better either. I resign.
Miley Cyrus. Baby girl trying too hard to be sexy
Jamie Winstone is on another style plane completely. She just can't seem to carry anything off. My bunions weep looking at Hilary Duff looks in her pointed red stilettos. Agyness Deyne's anti fashion is a paradox. I get it but don't really like it. She is too hot for this. Alexa Chung with her 'look'.
Dian Von .. I am soo distracted, like a car crash, I can't stop staring at her breasts, then her 'come hither' look and back again at the boobs - a vicious
Mel B is just stuck in the tacky side of town. Her clothes and
VV Brown. What happened? Why? This is so wrong. Shame on you with those unflattering tights Charlotte Church. I really like Beverly Knight but I don't like this dress or Michele Obama weave.
Like Jennifer Lopez, Elisabeth Hurley is stuck with her look from her thirties. She just looks like she is close to 'mutton' these days. I recognise that she looks good for her age, but there comes a time to recognise the smell of mutton and move away from those cleavage squeezing outfit. Miranda Richards made an interesting choice that I don't like. The ruffles confuse me. And the extensions and 'overdone' look is back with Cheryl Cole. Yawn.