Not understanding this...

I don't understand Marisa Tomei's choice of outfit. Still not feeling JLo's style. Lindsay Lohan still looks like she is needing loveand prayer. That is all. Mary J Blige's tatoos illustrate choices made in our 20's haunt us in our 40's.

Sinnita looks fabulous in her 40's, but the weave needs to retire.  I want Kylie's cuteness back. I think it is the top.  I like Jessie J channeling Nikki Minaj, but the camel toe distracts me. I weep.

Not quite for me

Khloe Kardashian has a lot of cash and time to shop. Thus there is no excuse.  I have no words for Jaime Winstone. None. And Jemma Kidd thought that the coulours and words on her pullover were nice. She is alone with those thoughts.  Saana is lovely, but the dress is not, at least not on her.

I think I almost like Kelly Osborne and Pixie Geldof's choices. But there is something cheap about the ensembles.  Melodie Thornton. Please hire a stylist (not the one you already have, if they picked this outfit).  Elen Rives (last time I promist) has very little good taste. I don't get the fuss over Pippa Middleton. She has no bottom to speak of and although is smiley and happy looking, she is not 'attractive'.

April so far - No my fave

Mickey Rourke should not draw attention to himself. Neither should Vanessa Feltz in these kinds of outfits. Ashanti's little sister is larger, but showcasing the 'rolls' of flesh is not a good choice. And Nicole Kidman has a look of altered beauty.

Heidi swinging on that good/not so good looks pendulum again. And Trinny an Sussanah have the cheek to advise women what not to wear. I urge the ladies to look in the mirror. Really.

I heart Kelis, but do not understand her trousers. And Toni Braxton needs to know her own strengths and weaknesses before she makes a garment choice. The same goes for Christina Hicks.  Josh Duhamel is so mistaken.

Again, 'know' your limitations Ms Buchanan. And get to know a little taste Irina.  The Kardashians doing what they do best.. And I don't understand this look from Claudia Schiffer.

I don't know who would wear that length and width of trouser. Ahh, Denise Van Outen! And the frou frou of Collen Rooney's dress puts me off. I am never really convinced with Fern Cotton's look. Taylor Momsen is playing dress up a little too often.

It's been a while - Not the best dressed

I am serious and I say it from a kind place, should Ciara think about changing her drag queen style. She is a pretty lady and her outfits and wigs really do let her down. Megan Good also is stuck in a hoochie rut with her clothes.

Nicola Roberts

and Melanie Brown. Are there words? Probably, but I can't. I just can't. Why must I weep? Why?

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January 2011 - Not the best dressed...

She made the best and the worst. Back with the drag queen clothes, extensions and make up. Not great. Speaking of fake hair, not really feeling John Travolta's wig. I thought this was Britney, but it is Linsday Lohan.

All of Paris Hilton's money couldn't buy her class.  Nancy D'Ollo is still dressing as mutton for my tastes. I'm not saying dress like an OAP once you hit 50, but some class. Please. Lindy Cundy just seems overdone to me. I can't look for too long. It is slightly disturbing.

Vanessa Feltz just needs a makeover in my opinion. Especially in the hair department. She has been wearing the 'fried blond' look for too long. Time to switch hairdressers. I say that from a kind place.  Lil Kim and her camel toe manage to detract from the 'situation' neck up. I can't.  The Black Eye Peas irk me somewhat.  I do love some of their tunes, but I find their style a 'trying hard'.

Perhaps it is a UK winter thing? Simmonds girl (Vanessa) has let herself down a little with the hair and garment choice. I think she is better than this. Sarah Harding.. I can't. Bandmate Kimberly Walsh is looking happy, so I'll leave it there. Also smiling is Kerry Katona. She looks healthy, but the pose does not help 'showcase' the less than great outfit.

They all should know better. Designer, Karl L and self acclaimed style icon, P Diddy should know better so I don't know why they always dress like this. Claudia Schiffer again showcasing her surburbian non-style. I am not feeling it at all. An Olsen twin in another fugly fur and outfit. Anne Hathaway wore this out. She needs to fire the stylist.