Catch up - On the fence end of Feb- early March 2012

Not loving the fur with Olivia Palermo. Angela Simmonds and Aisha's looks are nearly there.

Hurrah! Lindsay Lohan has gotten rid of the fried, bleach blond look. Red is her natural look and it suits her. I am so unsure about pink satin. Yep that's what Sarah Jessica Parker and Viola Davis.

Although not great, I don't love Jessica White's choice, but I don't hate it either. I'll say the same about Kanye West.  Natalia, Christie and Eve look a little dull for me. Still pretty with it though.

Estelleis looking better in these. I do wish she would upgrade her stylist. Joan Small looks pregnant in this creation. Not her best looks. And the darker print around the crotch area is unfortunate with these trousers.

Liya Kebede is 'not quite' here. Still beautiful. I usually love Tiny Tempah, but I agree with the 'side eye' here. My 'sister' said that Victoria Beckham's baby looks like she weighs more than herself (OK, so I said it). And

I love Alexa Chung's hair and makeup. The dress is not any shape. It looks like fabric pined together.  Thierry Henry was a major crush for me in the past. His face is still cute, but what is up with the polyester tracksuit? Only Rihanna can get away with this look (I include the wig with roots).  And I do love David Gandy's look.. that is until I see the footwear. I don't. I can't.

Out and about... not lovin' the looks

I don't undersand why Zoe Wannamaker decided this is a good look. Anyone enlighten me please?  And I am tired of the drag queen tresses and weak waves. Kelly Rowland seems like a lovely girl though... I don't think brunette flatters the lovely Kylie Minogue. I don't think this dress does either.  And Kate Moss wore this  to the Britsih fashion Award. It did no flatter. I did not like it. Why?

This looks like a Project Runway challenge loser. The materials were a tablecloth and Dylon dyes. And Vicortia Beckham cannot fight the chav inside. I salute her for her bod after four kids, but that is all here.  Jojo has such a pretty face and good abs, but not good choice. I ask why with the 'flatform' sandals and socks Fern Britten? Why (must I weep)?

I think Khloe Odom has such a nice personality and a decent figure too, but some of her choices.. and her big sister's choices leave us wanting.  I never really like Nicola Roberts choices. Maybe the different checks and patterns may have worked serpately. Big maybe.

Not the best dressed...

Rachel Zoe should know better. I think as a stylist, she dresses her clients beautifully (mostly), but I rarely like the choices she makes for herself. I think the Williams sisters are talented and attractive. Deep sighs* Perhaps investing in some quality wigs/weaves might detract from the drag queen makeup? I am not loving the garments either.

I am not loving Rihanna's choice here. I don't like the trousers or the top. Or the hair. Sorry. Eve might think about hiring a new stylist.  And when your shoes are collapsing you need to take action. Ms Gabby Sidibe is not looking healthy. And I don't like the X factor judges are not looking great.

Kardashians are hit and miss. For me Kim is a miss most of the time, but I could be biased. I ususally like Kourtney's style, but she has her off choices. I think this is one of them.  I don't like the Zoey Dechanel's monochrom choice. Sorry.  Pretty girl though.

Out and About - not my fave looks

She tries. Melissa Joan Hart tries.  I cannot. I can't WTF Salt'n'Pepa? Really.  I am too darn tired for this. I swear I'll quit.

I do not get the style icon label that Alexa Chung has been given. Just don'tget it.  And people need to know when to leave the lace flares to pole dancers. Nicole Richie is not great in fur. I am disappointed.

I don't know where to begin. Vanessa Feltz, patner and child challenge me to say something nice. I am failing.  I do love Simon Cowell (as much as you can someone you don't know and have never met), but his pointy shoes are killing me softly. Killing me!

Mary J Blige never quite hits the classy button for me. And I think that Donna Karan should know better what suits her.  I hate fur Joan Rivers. Hate it. And good old Jaime Winstone never lets us down.