The good: At last Alesha Dixon's stylist got something right! I am not loving the shoes though. Loving Octavia Spencer looks yummy in a wrap dress. And welcome out and about Beyonce. Poured her new mama curves in a bodycon red number.
Would someone please invent spanx for moobs. Please. I mean I refuse! I leiu of moob spanx, just throw on a tight t shirt to restrain the 'sag'. And I do see the pointy boots, I just cannot venture! I am going to say 'naked emperor' with this Victoria Beckham dress. It is not a good choice - I think it might work as a shower curtain. Fur is ugly and wrong, then there is Nancy Del Ollo. And Jessica White looks... I want to say cheap, but that is too classy a word for this ugly, polyester lace sexshop jumpsuit. I do see the wig, but I quit. I can not. Must I weep? Why?
The usual suspects, Sarah Jessica Parker is stunning in her choices. I am loving Rashida Jones choices. And Vanessa Hudgens looks lovely. Love Halle Berry. Fine wine just getting better and better!
Rihanna at her beautiful best. Zoe Saldana rocking casual finess. Not often I like Ashani's choices, but I did love the slate satin.
Not often that I like Madonna's choices. She looks fabulous in a sparkly, lace shift dress. Katherine Heigle is glamming up well. I like Deborah Messing's choice. Keira Knightly looks so beautiful in this maxi dress.gown. I love Emily Blunts face and hair and the idea of the dress works, the execution is somewhat lacking.
Heidi Klum is a supermodel mom. When she is on her game, everything works well. And yes, it is Kim Kardashian on my looking good list. I love this outfit. It is classy and sexy too. Jessica Alba and Eva Mendes, lovely latina fashionistas.
I do like Vannesa Feltz's choice here. It flatters and she looks good. Rooney Mara is as expected. I love Melanie Brown's hair and jumpsuit. I envy her ability to work her body in shape. Ms Kimora Lee too fine these days!
I know I did not look this good when I was on crutches. Halle does it well. There is something lost about Gerry Halliwells look. I like Jay Z's suit, but the bling is a little to Liberace for me. Why wouldn't you wear makeup or do your hair on the red carpet? I don't understand!
I like the top half of Madonna's outfit and then it loses it for me. Vanessa Hudgens is beautiful and can wear a lot of things, she chooses some questionable combinations. And I think I like Marion Cotillard's choice, the same with Jessica Alba..but there is something not quite there for me.
Love Zoe Saldana, but she is looking a little too lean (beautiful woman though). I don't hate Kim Kardashian's choice here. I think I might even like it.
Emili Sande is only 24. This look ages. And Carol Voderman is a clever woman and should know that just because you can fit in it, does not mean it fits. And Marina Diamandis is 'rocking' grey granny chic. I don't understand it. At all. Maisy is rocking the winter slut look. I'm sorry I can't. Is it a jumpsuit or onesie, or just ugly...? Even a beautiful woman can't carry this ish off.
I am too lazy distubed to google her name, because there is too much wrong with this look. Justin Beiber is young. I will leave it there. Natalie Cassidy and mates in style and acrylic false lashes.. I refuse, I quit.. I can't.
I know it seems like I am being tough on Kate Beckinsdale by putting her on this list. But she looks overdone a little in the Kim Kardashian school of style. And I rarely like Jennifer Lopez' choices. This is not exception. I have to say the same of Kim Kardashian. Rachel Zoe... There is no excuse for this. None!
I appreciate that Seal is a rock star. I don't appreciate his style. At all. And Katie Perry has such beautiful energy, unfortunately, not the best choices. I am so not feeling the smurf blue hair. And Madonna is an icon. I will leave it there.
Tulisa is channelling the chav. She does it very well. I don't really know why Rachel Roy chose this office worker ensemble for the red carpet. And Miley Cyrus' choice leaves me cold. Poor Gerry Halliwell - the fur and leather is just not nice. At all.
And Rachel Zoe. Again. Jennifer Lopez puzzles me. Really. Mark Owen's boots disturb me. As does Blake Lively's. Why must I weep?
I am very dissapointed with Rooney Mara here. She has been fashions ethereal darling until now. Another reality TV wannabe with too much (synthetic hair, lashes and makeup), and too little clothing. Daphne Guiness scares me somewhat. Cory Fielding does not look great. Those Payless shoes are not fine.