The Osborn women. This purple rinse and granny set is killing me softly. Mum, Sharon is not looking much better. Kelly Brook, this dress/shoe/hair combination is really wrong. At least all of them look happy to be at Elton John's fundraiser.
So I lied.
Katie Price back agian. One word: CHEAP. Vivica fox, horrendous synthetic phony pony, fur jacket. This is the swagger of someone who is trying to hard. In a word: MUTTON. And Joan Collins, the less I say the better!
Heidi Klum. Has she lost it? This dress looks like a New Look end Christmas sale job. And nothing seems to suit Rachel 'stylist to the stars' Zoe. Sorry, it had to be said.