Riddle me this... Drag Queen version

I still hold the view that People magazine got it wrong. This cannot be the most beautiful woman in the world. Perhaps, but the weave, false lashes and the hooker cut out dress are all killing me softly. Why must I weep?

Latoya, Latoya!! And Tamara Ecclestone (money rich, perhaps less so in style), and Cheryl 'trousers too long and hair too big ' Cole has a 'modern' take on the Priscilla Presley bouffant look. It worked - and by worked I mean in a paralell universe.

I cannot. Killed my softly. Christina Aguillera would have done so much better not to have make-up and ill matched extensions. Less is more - unless in this case it is not even close to enough.