Out and about... Something in the water?

Lindsay Lohan does not have the charm that Britney Spears has with her 'style'.  She looks like she needs a good bath, good sleep and to leave the peroxide alone. I do admire Vivienne Westwood. I am not sure that I am 'fashionable' enough to understand what her husband is wearing.  Nicole Scherzinger is hot a mess.

There is no excuse.  And I usually love Rachel Roy's style. Not here.

Liam Gallagher. I am struggling to say something nice. He has a cothes label. That is it. 

Not quite....

Lindsay Lohan. I have no words. This was taken the night after Amy Winehouse passed. Sighs. I know Princess Anne was the mother of the bride, so being generous I will say that the colour and pleats are on trend.  And Miranda Kerr should know better. Star Jones looks a little 'overstuffed'. That is all.

Sooo, Rihanna? I can understand edgy, sexy, different. But not very flattering, I don't understand. And Anna Wintour always looks a little 'samey' for me. Perfectly groomed though.

I think that Kelly Rowland is too fabulous for her outfit choices. And Ms Chocolate Brown, Jill Marie Jones is just confusing me with the wig and specs. 

Not hot

Yep, I am not shocked with JLo on her birthday, celebrating style. I am shocked with Rachel Bislon. She is normally so on the money. Those shorts do not flatter.  Joe McElldry is team 'tang' in his jegging ensemble.  Alexa Chung has been great recently. Not here. And Camilla Belle is wearing Mui Mui. I say the emperor is naked!

Reality TV churns out the above. I have no more words on the matter. None.

Not quite for me

Khloe Kardashian has a lot of cash and time to shop. Thus there is no excuse.  I have no words for Jaime Winstone. None. And Jemma Kidd thought that the coulours and words on her pullover were nice. She is alone with those thoughts.  Saana is lovely, but the dress is not, at least not on her.

I think I almost like Kelly Osborne and Pixie Geldof's choices. But there is something cheap about the ensembles.  Melodie Thornton. Please hire a stylist (not the one you already have, if they picked this outfit).  Elen Rives (last time I promist) has very little good taste. I don't get the fuss over Pippa Middleton. She has no bottom to speak of and although is smiley and happy looking, she is not 'attractive'.

Not the best...

There are people who love Kim Kardashian's style. I am not one of them. Everything is too tight, too high.. just too much. Less is more. Too tight shorts are  not a good look. They actually make a slim girl seem a little chubby.

I am now convinced that Cherly Cole has fired her regular stylist. She has now dyed her hair dirty blonde and seems to make her deginer togs look like New Look clearance. She can do better. As can the beautiful Nicolce Sherzinger.  I am less convinced about Fergie, although I know she can look stunning.

Bandmate Nicola Roberts is not doing herself any favours. My eyes!

I do love Helen Bonham Carter for her 'no rules' fashion sense. But here, I can't, I'm trying to, but I can't.  Something not quite about Jessica White. Beautiful but wears some strange choices that make her look cheap.  Fashionistas in trouble. Rachel Zoe and Kate Moss. No words.

Can somebody from the block help Jennifer Lopez get it back. She always looks uncomfortable in what she wears. And I don't understand Salma Hayek's shoe/boot thing. At all.  Cher and Kathy sitting 'pretty'. I won't go there. I respect their age.