The Usual Mess

For someone who wants to be eternally young and hip, dressing like an old lady who has lost her marbles (with a bemused looking child/boyfriend accessorising her outfits) does not help. At all. Really! Out in her pyjamas? And speculate amongst yourselves about the style choices. I can't anymore with Mariah Carey. I just can't.

Kim Kardashian trying too hard. She needs to relax her look a little for the day to day. I am mad at Alexandra Burke for wearing this get up (with a dry looking weave). She has been doing so well. And Edith Bowman needs to understand that this cut jacket does nothing positive for anyone. Is this an example of blind leading the blind following 'fashion'. I can't say too much for the rest of the outfit either.

I don't understand Claudia Winkleman's style. I don't think she does either. I will say the same about Mel B. the Same.  And I don't understand Heidi Klum's choice. I know she is an original super model and she still has it, but this outfit looks cheap, cheap, cheap!

Witney Port (don't know what she does or who she is) needs to acquaint herself to the joy of food. As does Nadine Coyle. They need to eat something (and keep it down). Clothes do not look nice on an undernourished frame. And Katie Price. No words. That is all.

Killing me Softly Awards

Old Enough to know better!!

Patti Labelle just needs to let the Drag queen look go die. I mean come on! And someone needs to tell Jane Fonder she is in her 70's and this is not a good look on any age.

The implants coupled with the skinniness. Painful looking Tori Spelling. Jared Leto is also up for the 'I'm so different and I killed my hotness' award.

Lindsay Lohan is fading fast. Let's hope that this stint of jail/rehab sorts her out.

Gabourey Sidibe is dangerously obese. I can't even be witty here, the health risks just scream. And Katie Price demonstrating that she has always been divorced from taste.

They get a pass..

Actually, I give Britney Spears a pass. I am so used to the mess now. I still ask why, but it becomes less painful each time. The same with Amy Winehouse. This look is expected. I am grateful she looks clean.

We are all Human. But this???

Geena Davis used to be a stunning woman. It looks like she has tried to fight the ageing process and has ended up fighting her hotness. A different kind of beauty comes with age, we need to embrace it.

Gabourey Sidibe is dangerously obese. There is no excuse for this (slow metabolism, glands etc). She needs help and love to deal with this. This is so wrong. I say that from a kind place.

Naomi Campbell has some hairline issues. It must be traumatising for a woman to have to deal with alopecia, but I honestly think that the constant weaves are not helping her. Her face is fierce enough to carry a shaved head – my opinion. Hate the fact she is still wearing/modelling fur.