Showing posts with label DUMB. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DUMB. Show all posts

Monday, 8 November 2010

Out and about early November - not so great.

The Kardashians. They live in their own world and must tell each other what great sense of style and class they have. They make such an effort and miss more than hit it for me. I think if they relaxed it a little they would look so much better. I do think they are beautiful ladies and Khloe looks nice in the group shot, after that.. I can't. Real fur is ugly too..

Britney Spears, back to the front not good. But she seems healthy and that is a plus. If she fixed her hair it would distract from the clothes or visa versa.

Katie Price is trying to look sophisticated in the first look. And she hits her faves with her second look. Elen Rives (the ex wife of England footballer Frank Lampard) in wag uniform. I am sure that it is very expensive, but it looks cheap, cheap, cheap. She does have lovely legs.

Loretta Devine. I cannot! I just can't. Kelly Rowland. I cannot.

Michelle Trachtenberg chose a bunch of clothes that just don't go. They might work in different combinations but they don't in this one. I can't work out if Diana Vickers is for real or if she is doing Amy Winehouse tribute. I like the bottom half of Edith Bowman's outfit, but the nightie/blouse/dress is not great.  Why VV Brown? Why?

  
I can't get past the fried hair with Mark Ronson.  Jack Tweed's jeggings and footwear is killing me softly.

Simon Cowell. Verdine White. I CAN NOT. Sir Ben Kingsley has a suit that shouts out that he re-married a younger woman. Is this late mid life crisis?

Amber le Bon has tried some eighties crimping on her hair. I don't think it works well.  Padma Lakshmi is still trying too hard and it misses. Vera Wang makes some amazing dresses, I don't understand why she doesn't wear them. I am disappointed with some of Julianne More's recent choices. Perhaps she has changed stylist recently?
Props to Carmen Electra for trying to be classy - not quite achieved but merit goes to effort. Kimberly Walsh. No words. Twiggy is a legend, but I think this is not really a red carpet look. I kind of looks like 'New Look' and I think she is too fab for that.
  
Hiedi Klum's casual wardrobe is needs help. *Yawns* Taylor Momsen and Agyness Deyn and their self conscious alternative/anti-fashion style.

  
Angel Griffin is a good actress. It looks like pink is one of her favourite colours and flammable looking fabrics certainly catch her eye. I can't imagine these garments having 'hanger appeal' but.. I can't. I do however like the bow detail shoes too. Cerys Matthews owns these garments and also chose to wear them. I don't understand any of it.

  
I hate real fur. It is cruel and unnecessary and usually ugly looking, demonstrated by Rihanna. The Olsen twins chose fur to compliment their not great garment choices.

Monday, 23 August 2010

Would you?

Spend £695.00 on these? The look like Primark £5, but they are not. They are Jimmy Choo. I have no more words. None.

Thursday, 12 August 2010

I don't get it (actually, I do)

But I find it boring and artificial.

Lady GaGa tries far to hard for my liking. To me her looks are over thought and contrived. Once in a while, I might find it clever and interestng. But every day wears me down, until now I bored into a coma. It would actually be interesting to see her looking cool and funky, not constantly drag/drama queened up.

Just saying...

Monday, 31 May 2010

May 2010 - Worst Dressed.

The winner!
Catherine Zeta Jones has has a stand out month. I really don't now what happened, she used to have OK style and now it has GONE.
 

She has competition though!
Lindsay Lohan: Fried hair, fake tan and general scuzziness, now wearing boots in the sweltering heat to cover up her alcohol tag. Classy. Girl still needs prayer and intervention. Really, I say that from a kind place.

Madona and her midlife crisis. 

Beth Ditto, nobody needs to see this! Cheryl Cole's inner chav is alive and well.

The Family Edition!
The Geldof Girls... Needing a wash, grooming and some real maternal love and guidance. The Olsens sisters.

  
Russell Brand and Britney Spears are well comfortable on this list.

  
And Kelly Osborne and her erm, boyfriend. And mum, keeping style in the family.

If I ever see someone in these jeans for real......
I say no more. I weep. I quit.