Riddle me this... Why?

Something that looks great on a 7ft fit basketball player doesn't neccesarily translate well on someone shorter and wider. And the socks and trainers. I can't. I don't love the I needed my roots done months ago look that Nicola Roberts is rocking. Not lovinf the mish mash ensemble either.  And ripped flared jeans are best left on those who cannot afford anything else. Rachel Hunter should know better.  So should Carol Vorderman. There is nothing right about her dress. Nothing!

So far- Out and About, I am disappointed

Both Halle Berry and Helen Mirren have been style icons this year, but I have an almost identical suit to Halle's and it is a work thing. And the gold brocade number is too WTF to continue. Sorry for the language.  Rachel Roy is too fine for this H&M special priced looking slouchy jumper and middle aged looking pencil skirt. Too fine.

Chloe Sevengy is so fashion bi polar. She can look stunning and vanguard, but then she can look like this. I know Diana Ross is a diva, but this fur is vile. I think the outfit would have been divalicious without it. Why Whoopie? Why must I weep? I have no words. Toni Braxton has lost it for me. I love her singing voice and I see she is still has something special but is forcing it and it ends up lost in the bad wig and ill fitting clothes. I weep.

Three in one

Katie Perry got it right a for all three choices. I won't comment on Russell Brand. I can't. I quit.

This week's not so much..

Stick with what you are..

Princess Zara Philips looking a little ermm.. 'chav' dare I say? She's a Royal and I expected better from her. And Jessica is lost. Here she is wearing too many shades of red and a dress that does not quite flatter as it should.

Casual not so great..

 

We are human. Scarlett Johanson doesn't look that bad, but she can look so much better (I know, I look worse on my relaxed days I assure you!). Ms Woodall. What not to wear?

 

Estelle. Why much I weep? Please get a new stylist, or a stylist. These looks do nothing for her. Looking proud and happy and I guess that's also important.
And Amber Rose. This look is cheap and nasty, sorry.

 

I know Jennifer Elision has had a baby. Just because the bulk of her baby weight has gone, it does not mean that this look works. She can do much better. One of the Jonas Bros looking tangy..

February Worst Dressed - the winners?

The winners are:

Nancy, you are wearing an abomination. Donna Karan, you sooo should know better. I love her voice and she is waay to fab for this dress. Bleeding heart, bleeding dress, bleeding wrong!

Patti Smith. Eccentric or bad? Methinks the latter. Will.i.am tries to hard for my liking. He should try harder to find clothes that fit. Liz Hurley, you know we can see your boobs and you we know you know better.
 

They tried too hard..

An Institution, so it hurts me to say how awful this outfit is. Almost as much as it hurts my eyes. One can't help but think this is a vision of Ms Geldof in 30 years time. Scary image of a maestro and protégée. Toni Braxton, pretty face and hair, unflattering outfit.

Februaury Worst dressed - Casual offenders

Casual offenders.

Claudia Winkleman, your feet look like cones. Rhianna, was it the stylist's day off? And Estelle, why Estelle?

Jlo never seems to get it right. Perhaps this is her lable. And Patricia Field looks a show. There's being different and just taking the p. Solonge. I have no words for this. No words.

Trying too darn hard

No Photo's please.. Yeah, right!

Why Posh? Why?

I have the attenton in this one!

This time it’s not Rhianna. She looks great in this sexy black outfit with the gold detail (belt and shoes). It’s Mr I’m So Different Adam lambert that is hurting my eyes in this photo. As the Cruntastical one would say he is working his ‘tang’. A little too tangy for me.