Out and about... I don't understand.

Florence Welch is a beautiful singer. There is nothing I like understand about her outfit. I almost like the shoes. I do not understand 'jeggings' on men.  At all.  And I like the top half of Angela Simmonds outfit. Hooker shorts are not good with or without tights.  I do love Jessica Alba's style most of the time, but this wetlook nylon dress is beneath her. 

This wig is not a friend to Kelly Rowland. Not at all. And I salute Raven Symone for losing weight, but it not a good look (or healthy for your lady parts) to wear polyester hotpants. I am fascinated with her companion's afro, leather pants and flower. There is something 'overdone' about Viviva Fox. I can't out my finger on it, And the wigs need to retire! Please.

Out and about... not lovin' the looks

I don't undersand why Zoe Wannamaker decided this is a good look. Anyone enlighten me please?  And I am tired of the drag queen tresses and weak waves. Kelly Rowland seems like a lovely girl though... I don't think brunette flatters the lovely Kylie Minogue. I don't think this dress does either.  And Kate Moss wore this  to the Britsih fashion Award. It did no flatter. I did not like it. Why?

This looks like a Project Runway challenge loser. The materials were a tablecloth and Dylon dyes. And Vicortia Beckham cannot fight the chav inside. I salute her for her bod after four kids, but that is all here.  Jojo has such a pretty face and good abs, but not good choice. I ask why with the 'flatform' sandals and socks Fern Britten? Why (must I weep)?

I think Khloe Odom has such a nice personality and a decent figure too, but some of her choices.. and her big sister's choices leave us wanting.  I never really like Nicola Roberts choices. Maybe the different checks and patterns may have worked serpately. Big maybe.

Not my fave looks October 2011..

Kim Kardashian  needs some objective friends. Sinead O'Connor: presented without comment. I can not. WAG supreme: lady in red, Collen Rooney.  And Kim's little big sister with her tango orange thigh high boots that clash with her mustard cape. We no likey.

Not often Olivia Palermo hits this list, but the satin appears to be ill fitting. Her face is flawless though. I am not feeling Kylie's choices. Is it for a film role? Katherine Hiegle - the bows on the boots are killing me softly. I don't understand the fuss about Pippa Middleton. I really don't.

And everything looks so forced with Jennifer Lopez. Rarely does she seem effortless.

Not hot

Yep, I am not shocked with JLo on her birthday, celebrating style. I am shocked with Rachel Bislon. She is normally so on the money. Those shorts do not flatter.  Joe McElldry is team 'tang' in his jegging ensemble.  Alexa Chung has been great recently. Not here. And Camilla Belle is wearing Mui Mui. I say the emperor is naked!

Reality TV churns out the above. I have no more words on the matter. None.

Not the best...

There are people who love Kim Kardashian's style. I am not one of them. Everything is too tight, too high.. just too much. Less is more. Too tight shorts are  not a good look. They actually make a slim girl seem a little chubby.

I am now convinced that Cherly Cole has fired her regular stylist. She has now dyed her hair dirty blonde and seems to make her deginer togs look like New Look clearance. She can do better. As can the beautiful Nicolce Sherzinger.  I am less convinced about Fergie, although I know she can look stunning.

Bandmate Nicola Roberts is not doing herself any favours. My eyes!

I do love Helen Bonham Carter for her 'no rules' fashion sense. But here, I can't, I'm trying to, but I can't.  Something not quite about Jessica White. Beautiful but wears some strange choices that make her look cheap.  Fashionistas in trouble. Rachel Zoe and Kate Moss. No words.

Can somebody from the block help Jennifer Lopez get it back. She always looks uncomfortable in what she wears. And I don't understand Salma Hayek's shoe/boot thing. At all.  Cher and Kathy sitting 'pretty'. I won't go there. I respect their age.