Riddle me this... Why?

Something that looks great on a 7ft fit basketball player doesn't neccesarily translate well on someone shorter and wider. And the socks and trainers. I can't. I don't love the I needed my roots done months ago look that Nicola Roberts is rocking. Not lovinf the mish mash ensemble either.  And ripped flared jeans are best left on those who cannot afford anything else. Rachel Hunter should know better.  So should Carol Vorderman. There is nothing right about her dress. Nothing!

Out and about - looks I don't love

Oh Mariah! You are too rich to be wearing polyester. I cannot about the style. I wept. Raven Symone - why? The same question is posed to Jennifer Hudson. I can't.

I do enjoy Florence Welch's voice, but not the coat... or the blouse... or the skirt.  There are flares and there are... well what Heidi Klum is wearing! I am convinced Simon Cowell dresses Paula Abdul and does her hair and make-up.  He is in Barbados now and this is her attempt. The dress is too small and ugly, the hair is not her best. Koutney Kardashian's face looks strange and her dress looks like a polyester New Look number. She is too fab for that!

Out and about - not my fave looks

I have to say that I don't know her music, but her hair is thick. That is all I can say on the positive side about Tulisa's look. I would never say Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire's daughter. She manages to look..erm.. cheap. Often.  I have a love and not love relationship with Fergie's look. I don't love this one and the dress zipper has popped. Daphne Guiness' look scares me.

Nancy Dell Ollo has a great figure for her year (or for anyone), yet she somehow always manages to pull of 'mutton'.  I can't find anything that I like about Leanne Rimes outfit. Not a thing.  I am shocked to put Zoe Saldana on this list. The dress looks like a crochet experiment that I don't like. And I think that her usual make-up artist is on holiday. I am not loving Rachel Zoe's dress, but liking the more natural looing hair (absence of obvious hair extensions). Jessica Biel is very hot but I don't think the dress is.

Again, Fergie needs another stylist. The current one is failing her. Chloe, Oh Chloe. Nothing works, sorry.  And the Kardashians are not looking their best. I don't know where to start. So I won't.  I love Gwen Stefani, but not her jumpsuit.

The wig-glued hairline and kilos of fake hair are a bit of a turn off for me.  Again, Julianne Moore is one of my faves, her wierd, knitted, silk contrast bat-winged sleeves are not working for me. At all. I don'tunderstand the fuss about Pippa Middleton's style. This looks like a Primark mark down. I can not. Why are we not teaching the youths of today how to pull up their trousers. It is wrong and I weep.

Not quite....

Lindsay Lohan. I have no words. This was taken the night after Amy Winehouse passed. Sighs. I know Princess Anne was the mother of the bride, so being generous I will say that the colour and pleats are on trend.  And Miranda Kerr should know better. Star Jones looks a little 'overstuffed'. That is all.

Sooo, Rihanna? I can understand edgy, sexy, different. But not very flattering, I don't understand. And Anna Wintour always looks a little 'samey' for me. Perfectly groomed though.

I think that Kelly Rowland is too fabulous for her outfit choices. And Ms Chocolate Brown, Jill Marie Jones is just confusing me with the wig and specs. 

Aye Serena!!

Serena Williams is beautiful but I don't understand why she does the 'fake' hair/nails/make up to distraction. Is her stylist a drag artist?

Why in drag queen drama must I weep? I CAN NOT.

It's been a while - Not the best dressed

I am serious and I say it from a kind place, should Ciara think about changing her drag queen style. She is a pretty lady and her outfits and wigs really do let her down. Megan Good also is stuck in a hoochie rut with her clothes.

Nicola Roberts

and Melanie Brown. Are there words? Probably, but I can't. I just can't. Why must I weep? Why?

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