Out and about - not my fave looks

I have to say that I don't know her music, but her hair is thick. That is all I can say on the positive side about Tulisa's look. I would never say Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire's daughter. She manages to look..erm.. cheap. Often.  I have a love and not love relationship with Fergie's look. I don't love this one and the dress zipper has popped. Daphne Guiness' look scares me.

Nancy Dell Ollo has a great figure for her year (or for anyone), yet she somehow always manages to pull of 'mutton'.  I can't find anything that I like about Leanne Rimes outfit. Not a thing.  I am shocked to put Zoe Saldana on this list. The dress looks like a crochet experiment that I don't like. And I think that her usual make-up artist is on holiday. I am not loving Rachel Zoe's dress, but liking the more natural looing hair (absence of obvious hair extensions). Jessica Biel is very hot but I don't think the dress is.

Again, Fergie needs another stylist. The current one is failing her. Chloe, Oh Chloe. Nothing works, sorry.  And the Kardashians are not looking their best. I don't know where to start. So I won't.  I love Gwen Stefani, but not her jumpsuit.

The wig-glued hairline and kilos of fake hair are a bit of a turn off for me.  Again, Julianne Moore is one of my faves, her wierd, knitted, silk contrast bat-winged sleeves are not working for me. At all. I don'tunderstand the fuss about Pippa Middleton's style. This looks like a Primark mark down. I can not. Why are we not teaching the youths of today how to pull up their trousers. It is wrong and I weep.

Something odd in the water??

If Liz Hurley is doing what her beau, Shane Ward, is doing it is working for her. I can't really say it is working well for him. I am kind of blinded by the brightness of his bleached teethand hair and sharpness is eyebrows. SMH.

Legends. But why? Not 'why?' legends, but why to the the 'work' part.

I'm all cried out - Take me home

This F**kery has to stop. Every year at the Grand National. I just CANNOT.

I have nothing. NOTHING. More ridiculousness when you read more.

March 2011 - Not great...

I am so blue! I have no words for the fashion f*%kery I see before me. I cannot. OK, so Duncan James (far right) does not offend, but my eyes are drawn to the others. I cannot. I can't

The sinking blue feeling continues. Stylists need to be hired or fired. It looks like Charlotte Ross (no clue, sorry) hacked her dress in two, hiked it up and pulled it down.  I didn't understand the film 'Blue Velvet' and I don't understand the dress on Estelle. Or the hair, shoes etc.

JB Gill and his partner suit each other. I'll leave it with the positive.  VV Brown.. I am all cried out, please take me home.  Ciara still shakes out her extra thick wig for her 'casual' look.  I don't know where the 'I am too simple to wear my trousers properly' look started. It should have died there too. It is all the way wrong and needs to stop now.

Kate Moss and Pam Hogg illustrating how fugly fur is. And how effed up fashionistas can get it. Fern Cotton choice is not for me. And cavalier boots do not work with chunky curvy thighs.

Tamara Ecclestone has A LOT of money. whispers: not too much taste.  Shania Twain is too fine for this dress. She should have left it on the rack. Parish Hilton: see Tamara Ecclestone. 

Look in the mirror before you leave the house. Always. Showers, sleep and prayer might help Ms Lohan.

Fashion Bi Polar

You know what I mean? Some people can look fantastic one day and then look like someone who hates them dressed them in the dark. It's that or the stylist taking a break.. Examples below.

 

Somebody should have been fired for Ivanka Trump's second flammable satin number. Unflattering.

 

And SJP does not look bad, more comfortble.

She was doing so well recently. And now... I think the first look would have worked better without the Uggs. I am so tired of Uggs, I knkow they are very warm, but I think they are overpriced and the backs collapse. Can't wait for someone to figure out how to do a warm, comfortble stylish boot.

Kanye can up his swagger when he needs to, but then there are times like this high-waisted-silk-shirted-pimped-jewelled look that just kills me softly. Ms Kelly can look absoultely stunning. This is not one of those times. Head to toe did-not-work. And Olivia Palermo is normally in my best dressed. Here, the wet look leggings look so last year and the fur gilet is ugly. I don't care how many celebs wear real fur. It is cruel and ugly.

 

Julianne Moore is stunning and usually dresses so well. I don't know what happened in Abu Dhabi. I have nothing. The second look much better. Much.

And we see Cassie can look a hot mess, to just smoking hot. She looks like she applied her make-up in a dark room with a foggy mirror in the first picture. Or a drag queen did it for her.

Ladies looking hot. Christina Ricci looks wonderful most of the time. She has made some choices that I don't understand in the past. But she is looking fine here.  Solange Knowles is rocks edgy most of the time really well. Sometimes not, but here I love the look. And Sharon Stone can be inspirational (like here), but sometimes I just don't get her look at all.

Marion Cotillard usually looks close to perfect. Not here with this dress that is far too small and a little cheap looking. I have to say I don't really like Cheryl Cole's style. I find it too contrived and thought out, but I concede that she can look amazing. But also amazingly bad. The extensions and hair colour.. Poor Alesha Dixon. She is stunning and seems sweet, but never quite gets it right with her choices.

  

Charlotte Church is beautiful and scrubs up great. But her fashion sense is a mess for my tastes... In the same boat is Jessica Simpson. I like her look here. Maybe not love, but it's a move in the right direction for her. It seems she has been sabotaged by bad stylists/choices in the past. Mischa Barton can bit a big hit or big miss. I like this look.