Riddle me this... Why?

Something that looks great on a 7ft fit basketball player doesn't neccesarily translate well on someone shorter and wider. And the socks and trainers. I can't. I don't love the I needed my roots done months ago look that Nicola Roberts is rocking. Not lovinf the mish mash ensemble either.  And ripped flared jeans are best left on those who cannot afford anything else. Rachel Hunter should know better.  So should Carol Vorderman. There is nothing right about her dress. Nothing!

Out and about - not my fave looks

I have to say that I don't know her music, but her hair is thick. That is all I can say on the positive side about Tulisa's look. I would never say Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire's daughter. She manages to look..erm.. cheap. Often.  I have a love and not love relationship with Fergie's look. I don't love this one and the dress zipper has popped. Daphne Guiness' look scares me.

Nancy Dell Ollo has a great figure for her year (or for anyone), yet she somehow always manages to pull of 'mutton'.  I can't find anything that I like about Leanne Rimes outfit. Not a thing.  I am shocked to put Zoe Saldana on this list. The dress looks like a crochet experiment that I don't like. And I think that her usual make-up artist is on holiday. I am not loving Rachel Zoe's dress, but liking the more natural looing hair (absence of obvious hair extensions). Jessica Biel is very hot but I don't think the dress is.

Again, Fergie needs another stylist. The current one is failing her. Chloe, Oh Chloe. Nothing works, sorry.  And the Kardashians are not looking their best. I don't know where to start. So I won't.  I love Gwen Stefani, but not her jumpsuit.

The wig-glued hairline and kilos of fake hair are a bit of a turn off for me.  Again, Julianne Moore is one of my faves, her wierd, knitted, silk contrast bat-winged sleeves are not working for me. At all. I don'tunderstand the fuss about Pippa Middleton's style. This looks like a Primark mark down. I can not. Why are we not teaching the youths of today how to pull up their trousers. It is wrong and I weep.

Not my fave looks October 2011..

Kim Kardashian  needs some objective friends. Sinead O'Connor: presented without comment. I can not. WAG supreme: lady in red, Collen Rooney.  And Kim's little big sister with her tango orange thigh high boots that clash with her mustard cape. We no likey.

Not often Olivia Palermo hits this list, but the satin appears to be ill fitting. Her face is flawless though. I am not feeling Kylie's choices. Is it for a film role? Katherine Hiegle - the bows on the boots are killing me softly. I don't understand the fuss about Pippa Middleton. I really don't.

And everything looks so forced with Jennifer Lopez. Rarely does she seem effortless.

Not the best dressed...

Rachel Zoe should know better. I think as a stylist, she dresses her clients beautifully (mostly), but I rarely like the choices she makes for herself. I think the Williams sisters are talented and attractive. Deep sighs* Perhaps investing in some quality wigs/weaves might detract from the drag queen makeup? I am not loving the garments either.

I am not loving Rihanna's choice here. I don't like the trousers or the top. Or the hair. Sorry. Eve might think about hiring a new stylist.  And when your shoes are collapsing you need to take action. Ms Gabby Sidibe is not looking healthy. And I don't like the X factor judges are not looking great.

Kardashians are hit and miss. For me Kim is a miss most of the time, but I could be biased. I ususally like Kourtney's style, but she has her off choices. I think this is one of them.  I don't like the Zoey Dechanel's monochrom choice. Sorry.  Pretty girl though.

Out and about... Something in the water?

Lindsay Lohan does not have the charm that Britney Spears has with her 'style'.  She looks like she needs a good bath, good sleep and to leave the peroxide alone. I do admire Vivienne Westwood. I am not sure that I am 'fashionable' enough to understand what her husband is wearing.  Nicole Scherzinger is hot a mess.

There is no excuse.  And I usually love Rachel Roy's style. Not here.

Liam Gallagher. I am struggling to say something nice. He has a cothes label. That is it.