Showing posts with label Why must I weep? I just can't. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Why must I weep? I just can't. Show all posts

Sunday, 15 April 2012

Out and about - Why?

There is so much wrong with Melody Thornton's look. We can over look the skunk hair, but we REFUSE with the dress. REFUSE! Why Key Osborne? Why? I know Amber Rose is an attention junkie, but I cannot with with the gorilla trainers (or anything else with the look).  I cannot wait for this Stella McCartney dress to be retired. The emperor is NAKED! This dress does not work.

The horses are out. It is the grand national and I can't believe that the trend for the hoof platform has not abated. I can't for much longer. And good old Nancy Dell Ollo. She thinks she looks good and that is what counts.

I don't love Lana Del Rey's choice (or knifed up nose and lips). Again, I don't get the attraction. I do like Rihanna, she has something really special, but I am not loving this choice. At all. And Kylie is in her mid forties and is a look that Rihanna might be able to carry off, but not Kylie anymore. It just ages her now. She is too fab for this. I like Kirsten Stewart's top half, but the skirt reminds me of my school uniform (French Navy, unflattering A-line). I didn't like it then, and I don't like it now.

Thursday, 5 April 2012

Out and about - not my fave looks

Know your true size and dress for it. Nancy Dell Ollo looks great for her age, but she just screams mutton to me.  And Jesse J has a great singing voice. I will leave it there.

Oh J Lo, I do not like real fur. and the legging trend as trousers needs to stop. It is exercise wear, or thick hosiery. They are not trousers.  Riddle me this, why dress drawing so much attention to yourself, and then hide your face? *yawns* I am a little bored with Lady Gaga.  Tulisa from X Factor just really has anti-swagger with clothes. She has all the right features and a nice figure, but she just does not look attractive to me. Ever.  And I think Simon Cowell should save his moobs for his special lady (and the pointy Cuban heels while he's at it). Why must I weep, Katie Holmes? Why?

Chloe Sevigny just looks like she does not have a clue here. It's a shame because I have seen her in some fierce looks. This is not one of them.  And I still can not with Jessica White. She is a model and knows better. La la Anthony has pretty eyes. Let's move on to the next.  I am baffled by the hairy boob look that Karolina Kourkova is riding. Baffled and I refuse. I quit.

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Not my fave looks.

Drake and Brad wearing the jumsuit trend that I don't understand. The emperor is naked. It is not a good look, even on the delicious Brad.  And I don't like the faux preppy look Scott Disick is the poster boy.  And I repect Debbie Harry. This choice is... different.

I don't understand Estelle's choice. I do like her hair. I almost like this look on Mel B, it looks a little cheap synthetic/polyester - the hair and dress. Speaking of bad hair, someone please explain why one would chose a wig like this? Why? I cannot!!

I don't understand this choice of poo stained fur. I am still not a fan of fur and think Brandy could do much better. I know Heidi Klum can do better. And Kelly Bensimon is slim but has no waist. This is not the chice of garment that flatters. Nancy Dell Ollo claims to be just 50. This outfit is a little muttony even though she has a good figure.
Lilly Cole has not done herself any favours with this 'flammable' looking dress. And Heidi Range's dress bothers me. It almost works. And Elle is fabulous, but this outfit screams trying too hard. If Rachel Roy wore other shoes, I might have liked the look.

Friday, 9 March 2012

Catch up post - Not looking so great - End of Feb early March 2012

I do not. I cannot! I refuse Lil' Lim. And why would you wear a dress that exposes your lady parts? Not a nice dress either. First and last time Kitty Brucknell appears in my blog. Ms Trying too hard to extend her already generous 15 mins.  And I love Emili Sande's voice and she seems a lovely and intelligent lady.. it's just her garment choices do not flatter her.

Oh Ashanti. Fire your stylist right away! P Diddy's coat seems beautifully cut, but the way he out it all together is a man who just does not know where to start or end. I hate fur and Kim Kardashian offends.

Jessica White is too fabulous for her clothing choices. Why must I weep. I can't. Please.

Fight the hotness, the natural, clean and healthy. Intervention please.

The men. I can't I quit. More offenders - Ususal suspects (Nancy Del Ollo, Pixie Geldof etc) and some surprises when you click on 'read more' below.