Out and about... I don't understand.

Florence Welch is a beautiful singer. There is nothing I like understand about her outfit. I almost like the shoes. I do not understand 'jeggings' on men.  At all.  And I like the top half of Angela Simmonds outfit. Hooker shorts are not good with or without tights.  I do love Jessica Alba's style most of the time, but this wetlook nylon dress is beneath her. 

This wig is not a friend to Kelly Rowland. Not at all. And I salute Raven Symone for losing weight, but it not a good look (or healthy for your lady parts) to wear polyester hotpants. I am fascinated with her companion's afro, leather pants and flower. There is something 'overdone' about Viviva Fox. I can't out my finger on it, And the wigs need to retire! Please.

Out and about... not lovin' the looks

I don't undersand why Zoe Wannamaker decided this is a good look. Anyone enlighten me please?  And I am tired of the drag queen tresses and weak waves. Kelly Rowland seems like a lovely girl though... I don't think brunette flatters the lovely Kylie Minogue. I don't think this dress does either.  And Kate Moss wore this  to the Britsih fashion Award. It did no flatter. I did not like it. Why?

This looks like a Project Runway challenge loser. The materials were a tablecloth and Dylon dyes. And Vicortia Beckham cannot fight the chav inside. I salute her for her bod after four kids, but that is all here.  Jojo has such a pretty face and good abs, but not good choice. I ask why with the 'flatform' sandals and socks Fern Britten? Why (must I weep)?

I think Khloe Odom has such a nice personality and a decent figure too, but some of her choices.. and her big sister's choices leave us wanting.  I never really like Nicola Roberts choices. Maybe the different checks and patterns may have worked serpately. Big maybe.

Not hot

Yep, I am not shocked with JLo on her birthday, celebrating style. I am shocked with Rachel Bislon. She is normally so on the money. Those shorts do not flatter.  Joe McElldry is team 'tang' in his jegging ensemble.  Alexa Chung has been great recently. Not here. And Camilla Belle is wearing Mui Mui. I say the emperor is naked!

Reality TV churns out the above. I have no more words on the matter. None.

Riddle me this...?

Why do ladies dress like mutton? Is it because their other halves are too frightened to say anything about the frozen, anti ageing treatments? And why do some women only see themselves as 19 years old size eight? Again, where are their friends?

I think that Nicole Kidman would have aged better without the 'help'.  And Nancy D'Ollo is deluded and no doubt happy too. I read an interview where she said that she looks 30 and people don't believe that she is 50.  I CAN NOT. I just can't.

Jennifer Lopez is a 42 year old mother of 2. Not that she should cover up and wear baggy clothes, but come on! Wear clothes that suit you. Sadie Frost, the same. And Cece Penistone, drag queen extrondinaire needs a good stylist. Vanessa from the Saturdays is actually young and pretty, but misguided in the excess of make-up and lack of clothing

Out & About - not so good

Whilst I can appreciate the hair and make up have improved, Estelle still has not got round to hiring/firing her stylist. Someone please help a sister out! Kelly ROwland has a great body, but the top would have been better with wide legged trousers  and the bottom .. in the bin.

X factor missing here for me with Tulisa and Nicole. The choices seem a little cheap off the mark for me.

I say that Lindy Cundy and Elen Rives will not return to this blog, however... It is informative to know how 'professional want/need to be celebrities' do classy.  I don't understand Trudie Styler's choice. At all. And no favours have been done with Holly Valance's choice.

I have no words for (dear) Britney Spears, Salma Hayek and Nicole Kidman's clothing. None that would fall into the 'say something nice' remit.

I can't think what decade of life this would look good on a straight gu Santana. Certainly not in his sixties. And even though Curtis Jackson can blame the flammable hair on a 'film role'. There is no excuse for the matching flammable 80's cut suit.

I do love Serena Williams as a professional athelete, however, my admiration is often stunted when it comes to her choices in weave and garment. I say the same for Kerry Hilson. No words for Leeane Rimes. And Naomi Campbell gets it so right and so worng, so often.

Jennifer Ellison would have looked perfect in one or two sizes bigger. We have all been there (dress size denial) and it is not a good place.

Nicola Roberts has interesting taste. And by interesting, I mean really not good.

Shoes too small, dresses too tight, overdone make up and hair extensions.. I do think that JLo is attractive, but this just kills it a little for me.

Do they not own mirrors (in well lit rooms)? Jessica Szor and Kylie Minogue.

I don't reall like this two different dresses sewn into one look that Gwyneth Paltrow has thrown on. And I think Rachel Zoe should know better.  Padma Lashmi's dress looks like her 'front bottom' is eating the fabric. And I don't know what is up with Al Pacino. I do respect his craft, just not the choice of garments.

Fashionistas with this style. Lily Allen and Sarah Owen. Pixie Geldof looking better than usual, but still. And well...

How it looked on Kim Kardashian and how it should have looked. Buy your size ladies. Kim Kardashian seems to like getting things a size too small. Her sisters have not done so well either this month.

Seem like nice ladies, but not feeling the choices this month so far.