Out and about - not my fave looks

I have to say that I don't know her music, but her hair is thick. That is all I can say on the positive side about Tulisa's look. I would never say Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire's daughter. She manages to look..erm.. cheap. Often.  I have a love and not love relationship with Fergie's look. I don't love this one and the dress zipper has popped. Daphne Guiness' look scares me.

Nancy Dell Ollo has a great figure for her year (or for anyone), yet she somehow always manages to pull of 'mutton'.  I can't find anything that I like about Leanne Rimes outfit. Not a thing.  I am shocked to put Zoe Saldana on this list. The dress looks like a crochet experiment that I don't like. And I think that her usual make-up artist is on holiday. I am not loving Rachel Zoe's dress, but liking the more natural looing hair (absence of obvious hair extensions). Jessica Biel is very hot but I don't think the dress is.

Again, Fergie needs another stylist. The current one is failing her. Chloe, Oh Chloe. Nothing works, sorry.  And the Kardashians are not looking their best. I don't know where to start. So I won't.  I love Gwen Stefani, but not her jumpsuit.

The wig-glued hairline and kilos of fake hair are a bit of a turn off for me.  Again, Julianne Moore is one of my faves, her wierd, knitted, silk contrast bat-winged sleeves are not working for me. At all. I don'tunderstand the fuss about Pippa Middleton's style. This looks like a Primark mark down. I can not. Why are we not teaching the youths of today how to pull up their trousers. It is wrong and I weep.

Not understanding this...

I don't understand Marisa Tomei's choice of outfit. Still not feeling JLo's style. Lindsay Lohan still looks like she is needing loveand prayer. That is all. Mary J Blige's tatoos illustrate choices made in our 20's haunt us in our 40's.

Sinnita looks fabulous in her 40's, but the weave needs to retire.  I want Kylie's cuteness back. I think it is the top.  I like Jessie J channeling Nikki Minaj, but the camel toe distracts me. I weep.

Out and about... Something in the water?

Lindsay Lohan does not have the charm that Britney Spears has with her 'style'.  She looks like she needs a good bath, good sleep and to leave the peroxide alone. I do admire Vivienne Westwood. I am not sure that I am 'fashionable' enough to understand what her husband is wearing.  Nicole Scherzinger is hot a mess.

There is no excuse.  And I usually love Rachel Roy's style. Not here.

Liam Gallagher. I am struggling to say something nice. He has a cothes label. That is it. 

Out and About - not my fave looks

She tries. Melissa Joan Hart tries.  I cannot. I can't WTF Salt'n'Pepa? Really.  I am too darn tired for this. I swear I'll quit.

I do not get the style icon label that Alexa Chung has been given. Just don'tget it.  And people need to know when to leave the lace flares to pole dancers. Nicole Richie is not great in fur. I am disappointed.

I don't know where to begin. Vanessa Feltz, patner and child challenge me to say something nice. I am failing.  I do love Simon Cowell (as much as you can someone you don't know and have never met), but his pointy shoes are killing me softly. Killing me!

Mary J Blige never quite hits the classy button for me. And I think that Donna Karan should know better what suits her.  I hate fur Joan Rivers. Hate it. And good old Jaime Winstone never lets us down.

Riddle me this... Drag Queen version

I still hold the view that People magazine got it wrong. This cannot be the most beautiful woman in the world. Perhaps, but the weave, false lashes and the hooker cut out dress are all killing me softly. Why must I weep?

Latoya, Latoya!! And Tamara Ecclestone (money rich, perhaps less so in style), and Cheryl 'trousers too long and hair too big ' Cole has a 'modern' take on the Priscilla Presley bouffant look. It worked - and by worked I mean in a paralell universe.

I cannot. Killed my softly. Christina Aguillera would have done so much better not to have make-up and ill matched extensions. Less is more - unless in this case it is not even close to enough.