Riddle me this... Why?

Something that looks great on a 7ft fit basketball player doesn't neccesarily translate well on someone shorter and wider. And the socks and trainers. I can't. I don't love the I needed my roots done months ago look that Nicola Roberts is rocking. Not lovinf the mish mash ensemble either.  And ripped flared jeans are best left on those who cannot afford anything else. Rachel Hunter should know better.  So should Carol Vorderman. There is nothing right about her dress. Nothing!

Out and about - I am unsure

I think the clash of animal prints confuses me a little with Ms Kylie. And Gerard Butler has lost weight and his face has so changed. I cannot decide if he is hotter or not. And Even though Peaches Geldof looks better than usual, her man's style is baffling me. The high waist that even Simon Cowell would reject is just so 'special' looking. And Ms Cotton often baffles me. I do like her bob.

Out and about... Something in the water?

Lindsay Lohan does not have the charm that Britney Spears has with her 'style'.  She looks like she needs a good bath, good sleep and to leave the peroxide alone. I do admire Vivienne Westwood. I am not sure that I am 'fashionable' enough to understand what her husband is wearing.  Nicole Scherzinger is hot a mess.

There is no excuse.  And I usually love Rachel Roy's style. Not here.

Liam Gallagher. I am struggling to say something nice. He has a cothes label. That is it. 

Not the best...

There are people who love Kim Kardashian's style. I am not one of them. Everything is too tight, too high.. just too much. Less is more. Too tight shorts are  not a good look. They actually make a slim girl seem a little chubby.

I am now convinced that Cherly Cole has fired her regular stylist. She has now dyed her hair dirty blonde and seems to make her deginer togs look like New Look clearance. She can do better. As can the beautiful Nicolce Sherzinger.  I am less convinced about Fergie, although I know she can look stunning.

Bandmate Nicola Roberts is not doing herself any favours. My eyes!

I do love Helen Bonham Carter for her 'no rules' fashion sense. But here, I can't, I'm trying to, but I can't.  Something not quite about Jessica White. Beautiful but wears some strange choices that make her look cheap.  Fashionistas in trouble. Rachel Zoe and Kate Moss. No words.

Can somebody from the block help Jennifer Lopez get it back. She always looks uncomfortable in what she wears. And I don't understand Salma Hayek's shoe/boot thing. At all.  Cher and Kathy sitting 'pretty'. I won't go there. I respect their age.

I am a little confused

I celebrate Raven Simone's new confident look, but the fashion and make up choices leave me somewhat baffled. I knw she lost weight, but the legs are not quite ready Jennifer Hudson. I think leggings are missing from this outfit. And Corrine Bailey Rae is better than this. Still looking pretty though.

I did not agree

Jennifer Lopez looks better than the average 41 year old mother. She has a lot of help and for me, the excess of extensions and her look that often lacks 'sincerity' means she would not have been a contender on my list. Sorry - but congratulations at the same time.

April so far - on the fence..

Tale comfort ladies, Kate Moss has soft wobbly parts that over hang too! And I am liking Agyness Deyn's longer hair. She is looking pretty again.  I am bothered by Sarah Jessica's clogs. And good old Estelle.. sighs.. I like the colour of her hair and her make up looks nice too - as do her legs and  mini. Leave it there.

Amber Rose - screaming for relevancy and attention in her 'look at my nipple piercings' dress. If she wore a bra, I would have like this look for her. And Jessica White is so nearly for me. I can't put my finger on why she 'misses the mark'. These looks are not bad, but there is something masculine/drag queenish about it. And I can't work out why Nicky Hilton seems to carry her garments off with class and her sister, Paris, cannot.

Summer Inspirations (and not...)

Like mother, like daughter. Gorgeous!

Gabby Union and Halle Berry never seem to age. I know it's all about diet and exercise, but I am still envious.

Perfect chocolate, curvy (implants I know, but well done.. Take note Tamara Ecclestone).

Serena Willaims is 'healthy' looking but I am not feeling her swagger. And Tamara Ecclestone and her implants don't impress me much. She is hot otherwise.