Is nine too young?

To be an uber edgy fashionista.?

 

I don't know why I find something not quite 'there' about a nine year old dressing like this. I shouldn't as there is nothing overtly inappropriate, but something feels amiss with the beautiful Willow Smith's fashion obsession. I really don't understand the blue eyeshadow on the ear thing. I just don't

Classy or Slutty?

Elizabeth Hurley always looks has to show a little too much. It offends, I vote the latter for her. Pammy on the other hand wouldn't be Pammy unless she hit the trashy button. This look is actually quite classy for her. But in London, people either step up or step down their game.
 

And the wags.. Alex Curren and Cheryl Cole wearing the same dress and both looking... erm cheap. And again out and about in a micro mini, with ridiculous shoes. She is quite a looker, but her style s overly thought about and doesn't seem to flow.

Stars come out in Bognor!

 

Jared Leto.. Kelly Rowland. No more words left. I quit this mess.

Apparently Justin Beiber had a mixed reception, the cheers were for his voice and I guess the boos might have been for the hair situation.

Cheryl Cole, beautiful but can't sing or dance very well, but this is the world we live in. Alicia Keys is beautiful and talented. She also performed. There is a lot of speculation that she is pregnant, but I have to say that I can't tell. Usually the breast area gets bigger too and it hasn't with her. On the fence. As with this jumpsuit.

Not flattering ladies!

Mischa Barton has a real woman figure, but has been dressing really badly. Her figure is not feminine and also I am sorry to say that the pieces are.... ugly.

Why would Beyonce wear this swimsuit? Maybe it a House of Dereon? I have to say it is the least flattering swimsuit she could choose. I like her figure, but here it it not looking good. Makes you wanna call Sasha Fierice on her!

Killing me softly folks, killing me softly!

Issues..

Issues with legs here.

Mishca Barton's lemon skinny jeans look all kinds of wrong on her. The only good thing about it is that it detracts from the red pumps.

As Papa Talley would say... Dreckitude!

And Toni Braxton's top half is fine, but these leggings and club-foot toe shoes are not flattering her at all. Her legs looks short and chunky. She can do better. And 'singer'/model Cassie is beautiful, but she is really fighting it. This dreckatude fur is horrible and her hair has crossed the line from edgy to just dodgy. She carries it because of her swagger, but really she can look so much better.

Not looking Great..

Why?

Why must I weep? My sister said Serena Williams looks like 50 cent in drag here (OK, so I said it really, but I like her, really I do). My suggestion is to find a stylist who is not scared to tell her 'no'. And I give up on Lindsey Lohan. I just hope she has loved ones who will take her home and wash her. She looks like she needs some intervention and tough love!

Katie Perry and Rhianna

are trying to out 'edge' each other, but they end up looking edged out. Sorry, I think these outfits are too self conscious to work with me. Those little socks and stillettos do not function.

And Wags are such a classy species..*coughs* not

These women are successfull! The woman in the centre of the English football captain scandal (black and white outfit) has just walked away with a £1million child support settlement. She was with the football player for five months. Is this how we should be dressing for success????

Families

Have you noticed that with famous families there's always one member who has to stand out as 'different'. Anyway...

The British Family Winstone

I say it from a place of innocence and kindness, but Lois looks like she might have been born a different gender (she's the furthest left in case you were wondering). This sytling is too harsh.    

Jude Law helps to save face here. He wears his suits well. I know, not technically family, but he helped my eyeballs recover.

Blended Families..

When I was little, I made some funky style choices. I am not understanding Willow Smith's choice of shoe/legging. And little Angel Brown looks like she has had little choice in her hair situation. SMH.

And I clutched my pearls

Serena had it licked recently with her style choices. I don't know what happened here. From what I can see this swim suit is too small, breasts are too heavy and nothing flatters. NOTHING. She has a pretty smile though (and those men are enjoying the view of her famous behind).

I see what she was trying to do. The red in the bad, bad trousers matches the bag. Nothing looks good here. Nothing. She is smiling and there is a lot to say for self confidence. 

Helena C. Nightie, underwear on display, shapeless leather jacket etc. I don't really get the bag and shoes either. A supermodel should know better.

Anti WAG and anti fashion. What? Shapeless, unflattering and weird is how Ellen Rives looks here. She would look slightly better if she undid a few buttons – but only slightly. I don't understand it, really I don't.

There is something 'dead behind the eyes' about these two. Shannon Doherty's outfit doesn't flatter. Her figure is great but the look is not. Half exercise gear and half well, I have no words for the other half. It is however all bad.. I have no words Mickey Rourke. *whispers* I am frightened.

All American Family

There's 'something untoward in the drinking water' look about the Cyrus crew. On a positive note, they look 'happy'.

Randomness

Kelly Rowland?

Did anyone else think that this photo of Tasha Smith was Kelly Rowland (upgraded!) *feebly raises hand*.

 

I don't really understand it.

The Male Hair Wrap - is it sexy? (I think not).

Justin Beiber (*whispers* I have no clue who he is or what he does). I know I'm not a pre pubescent teen, but please someone drop a comment and explain what it is about the wrapped look that the young'uns seem to be doing that is attractive.

Keeping up/down with the Kardashians

 

What is the obsession with the Kardashians? They don't 'do' anything. Anyway, for ladies with a ton of money, they should be looking better here. They look a little 'hoochie' strutting down the street. Clothes not fitting them well and trying too hard.