Out and about - Why?

There is so much wrong with Melody Thornton's look. We can over look the skunk hair, but we REFUSE with the dress. REFUSE! Why Key Osborne? Why? I know Amber Rose is an attention junkie, but I cannot with with the gorilla trainers (or anything else with the look).  I cannot wait for this Stella McCartney dress to be retired. The emperor is NAKED! This dress does not work.

The horses are out. It is the grand national and I can't believe that the trend for the hoof platform has not abated. I can't for much longer. And good old Nancy Dell Ollo. She thinks she looks good and that is what counts.

I don't love Lana Del Rey's choice (or knifed up nose and lips). Again, I don't get the attraction. I do like Rihanna, she has something really special, but I am not loving this choice. At all. And Kylie is in her mid forties and is a look that Rihanna might be able to carry off, but not Kylie anymore. It just ages her now. She is too fab for this. I like Kirsten Stewart's top half, but the skirt reminds me of my school uniform (French Navy, unflattering A-line). I didn't like it then, and I don't like it now.

Not the best...

There are people who love Kim Kardashian's style. I am not one of them. Everything is too tight, too high.. just too much. Less is more. Too tight shorts are  not a good look. They actually make a slim girl seem a little chubby.

I am now convinced that Cherly Cole has fired her regular stylist. She has now dyed her hair dirty blonde and seems to make her deginer togs look like New Look clearance. She can do better. As can the beautiful Nicolce Sherzinger.  I am less convinced about Fergie, although I know she can look stunning.

Bandmate Nicola Roberts is not doing herself any favours. My eyes!

I do love Helen Bonham Carter for her 'no rules' fashion sense. But here, I can't, I'm trying to, but I can't.  Something not quite about Jessica White. Beautiful but wears some strange choices that make her look cheap.  Fashionistas in trouble. Rachel Zoe and Kate Moss. No words.

Can somebody from the block help Jennifer Lopez get it back. She always looks uncomfortable in what she wears. And I don't understand Salma Hayek's shoe/boot thing. At all.  Cher and Kathy sitting 'pretty'. I won't go there. I respect their age.

Out and About - not my fave looks

She tries. Melissa Joan Hart tries.  I cannot. I can't WTF Salt'n'Pepa? Really.  I am too darn tired for this. I swear I'll quit.

I do not get the style icon label that Alexa Chung has been given. Just don'tget it.  And people need to know when to leave the lace flares to pole dancers. Nicole Richie is not great in fur. I am disappointed.

I don't know where to begin. Vanessa Feltz, patner and child challenge me to say something nice. I am failing.  I do love Simon Cowell (as much as you can someone you don't know and have never met), but his pointy shoes are killing me softly. Killing me!

Mary J Blige never quite hits the classy button for me. And I think that Donna Karan should know better what suits her.  I hate fur Joan Rivers. Hate it. And good old Jaime Winstone never lets us down.

Riddle me this... Drag Queen version

I still hold the view that People magazine got it wrong. This cannot be the most beautiful woman in the world. Perhaps, but the weave, false lashes and the hooker cut out dress are all killing me softly. Why must I weep?

Latoya, Latoya!! And Tamara Ecclestone (money rich, perhaps less so in style), and Cheryl 'trousers too long and hair too big ' Cole has a 'modern' take on the Priscilla Presley bouffant look. It worked - and by worked I mean in a paralell universe.

I cannot. Killed my softly. Christina Aguillera would have done so much better not to have make-up and ill matched extensions. Less is more - unless in this case it is not even close to enough.