Pre Oscar bad..

The Kellys

The Osborn women. This purple rinse and granny set is killing me softly. Mum, Sharon is not looking much better. Kelly Brook, this dress/shoe/hair combination is really wrong. At least all of them look happy to be at Elton John's fundraiser.

So I lied.

Katie Price back agian. One word: CHEAP. Vivica fox, horrendous synthetic phony pony, fur jacket. This is the swagger of someone who is trying to hard. In a word: MUTTON. And Joan Collins, the less I say the better!

Heidi Klum. Has she lost it? This dress looks like a New Look end Christmas sale job. And nothing seems to suit Rachel 'stylist to the stars' Zoe. Sorry, it had to be said.

No Words.

   

The Classy and the Fabulous

Wowzers Zoe Salander

Not once, but twice in a week. In pink Louis V pre Oscars and All black. Loving the looks from head to toe. Killer sexy lady swagger!

Classy Ladies..

Queen Latifah always glams up well. This white fitted suit and natural leather clutch bag and shoes. Simple and understated but very sexy. Marisa Tomei in this lovely jumpsuit. Looking fab, and Natalie Portman. Classy.

  

The Nearly

 

I want to give it to Jenny from the bloc, but it's difficult. The dress is hot and her body is hot, but something doesn't sit right with her makeup and hair. I am determined to give her 100% in 2010. not yet though!

And I think this is a pretty dress, but when your boobies are not of the perky variety, best not to highlight the droop Maggie G.

Fresh Ladies

Tatyana Ali. All grown up from the fresh prince! Lovely skin, hair and great colour dress. Looking good. Louise Rednapp looking fresh with her monochrome flower dress. I am ignoring her roots and would suggest a slightly less brassy blonde (Jennifer Aniston style).

Yummy mummy and daughter

Take note Cruise family. This is naturally stylish!

 

I don't get it either..

Jennifer Love Hewit looks puzzled.. Me too. I don't get the obsession with Louis Vuitton. I actually think it is really cheap looking and vulgar. I know it's expensive, but someone needs to say the emperor is naked. It's just plain the ugly.

Nothing flatters Ladies.. Nothing!

You need real friends..

I just can't. Why? She is forty and not as skinny as she thinks she is (she has a healthy figure). Her music is a guilty secret pleasure but her style.. Why? Please no more. I can't. I'm tired. Her addiction to lycra/spandex needs an intervention.  She needs a stylist that will tell her no. I think Jenni Garth's stylist had a day off or a head cold. 

She should know better...

Rachel Zoe.

There's something surreal about her. I can't put my finger on it. She came across very nice in her show, but I think when you work with the superficial all the time, you lose something.

And Kylie..

Not working. Trying a little too hard for me. Still think she's great.

Mirrors ladies, Mirrors!

Lady Victoria Harvey, money can't buy class and class doesn't necessarily mean good taste. Striclty ballroom Barbie is not a good look (maybe on Barbie). And Kelly Osborne, I like McQueen the dress but I think the purple rinse has robbed her of her swagger. Not a good look ladies.

Why?

Daisy, Daisy... why? (and Jared Leto and Amber Rose)

I can't work out if it's a hooker look, alternative look, or so fashionable that I don't understand it. Or just a hot mess. Jared Leto looks *whispers* dirty, smelly and wrong. Sorry. Amber Rose, well I expect different, but not 80's charity shop.

The Almost and the Failed..

Rachel Zoe & Cassie...

Rachel Zoe is wearing a beautiful Vera Wang dress. There is something not quite right though.. Cassie is beautful but the fur. The fur! Katie Price and the hair that someone else grew attached to your head. Ridiculous. The last time on she's on my blog *til the next time!*.

This week's HOT ladies..

Looking foxy

June Sarpong is looking fabulous. This combination of animal print and wet-look mini could look so cheap, but she pulls it off. Serena looking great. Liking the shorter blond bob on her. Jessica Alba is still looking hot too.

Yummy mummy. Nia Long is fabulous and her kids look so proud to have such a hot mamma. Courtney Cox is looking laid back and lovely. Loving the sandals.

I almost had a crush on him.

John Legend

has cured me. I thought he was borderline sexy, but he has crossed into a nerdy-my-mum-bought-me-my-suit land. He looks proud of it though.

Sorry to be harsh.

Never quite there &  Not even close

If I was a designer there are a couple of stars I would never send free clothes to. One is obviously Britney Spears (I have no words, really I don't), who can make couture look like market stall. And the other one is Kristen Stewert.. She is pretty and has her charm, but always looks uncomfortable in her skin and the clothes she wears. I love her jacket but she is doing nothing for it.

Is it me or is..

Catherine Zeta Jones

looking like a poor man's Victoria Beckham. Never thought I'd write that. Ever.

I'm different... *yawns*

Hair issues..

 

Melanie B is rocking her partially shorn head really well. She is looking hot and I love the dress too!  The Family photo is another thing though. I don't think she should have imposed her look on her little one. Angel, poor Angel.

Jared Leto..

WTF, I mean really? He just looks a little unbalanced to me.

We all Have Issues..

It's her legs..

Heidi Range of the Sugar Babes.. What can I say? If your legs aren't your best feature, it's probably not the best idea to highlight them by covering up the rest of your body and wear an ultra short skirt. The boxy cut makes her look extra chunky.

I am frightened..

Really, this scares me. Courtney Love is in a dark place (that has no mirrors).

Is Lindsay Lohan is 20 years away from the above?

Lindsay Lohan. Always looks like she needs a wash and a sleep. The DIY tan looks really bad and made worse by her plastic looking clompy platform shoes.

My Dear Whitney..

She is one person on stage and another off stage. Both personas need a little help it seems.  Perhaps she might think of hiring a stylist to help her with her 'off stage' look. She's too fabulous to look like this. At least there is no fur here. She needs a friend and prayer.