Not quite for me

Khloe Kardashian has a lot of cash and time to shop. Thus there is no excuse.  I have no words for Jaime Winstone. None. And Jemma Kidd thought that the coulours and words on her pullover were nice. She is alone with those thoughts.  Saana is lovely, but the dress is not, at least not on her.

I think I almost like Kelly Osborne and Pixie Geldof's choices. But there is something cheap about the ensembles.  Melodie Thornton. Please hire a stylist (not the one you already have, if they picked this outfit).  Elen Rives (last time I promist) has very little good taste. I don't get the fuss over Pippa Middleton. She has no bottom to speak of and although is smiley and happy looking, she is not 'attractive'.

May 2011 - On the Fence

With Kelly, it's the wig. Everything else is on point. I can't put my finger on Zoe Kravitz and Selita Banks' looks, I think the mix and mismatch don't quite work for me. Rachel Ray is usually stunning as is Thandie Newton, I am dissappointed.

Looking better than usual (I think), Fergie, Kesha, Jessica Simpso and Mischa Barton. There may be issues with makeup or 'perfection', but I applaud these ladies for the upgrade. Still on the fence though.

I am not feeling anything special anymore. But that's cool though.

I have mentioned the suit thing with Halle Berry. Yet to have a wow (in a good way) when she wears one. This could be her wardrobe kryptonyte. Kylies shoes look like torture devices. Something off about her look. Kelly Osborne looks a little squeezed in her dress. Asize up would have made her look slimmer. I don't really understand this for Kelis. She is normally so edgy/cool and this is not. It does not offend.

Events and Awards - Mixed bag (not my fave looks..)

Seal and Heidi Klum might think about hiring a stylist. Just a friendly suggestion. I am unsure about Angelina Jolie. She is stunning, but I am not totally feeling this.I do like Julianne Moore's pink dress. The creases do detract a little though. Can't go wrong with a little black dress! I love Halle Berry, but did not feel her choice of mullet dress. She still looks stunning though.

Melissa Joan Hart just does not have swagger to carry off clothes. I can't even say that this is a bad choice, she does not know how to wear it convincingly. I am not feeling the fifties look.  Christina Aguillera. The dress is OK, but the hair and make-up have such a synthetic, flammable quality.

Eva Mendes let me down with this outfit. It is the kind of dress you are forced to wear as a bridesmaid. Better is the oversized bow, lace dress. Still unsure though.

I think that there is more attention on the nipple area with these covers. Not a great choice Hayden Panettiere.

The Sirens: January Jones and Christina Hendricks were mistaken with their choices. Something is not quite there with both these sexy ladies. I don't like Jennifer Love Hewitt's choice. Not at all. I am not feeling Khloe Kardashian's choice here. I do like the new hair colour though. Sister, Kim's dress looks flammable. I'll leave it there.

I do love Helen Mirren, Helen Bonham Carter's eccentricity never disappoints. But on this Occasion, Jennifer Love Hewit does. I don't really understand it and I don't like it.  This is the actress from 'Six Feet Under'. I have no words about this look. None. And Jennifer Lopez should have left the dress on the chopping block. I just can't now.

I did like Natalie Portman's red carpet choice, but she lost the way a little with the after party choice. Nicole Richie-Madden has lost her way a little here. Nothing looks good to me. I did not teel Kelly Osborne's second choice. She looks happy with it and that's what's important.