Something odd in the water??

If Liz Hurley is doing what her beau, Shane Ward, is doing it is working for her. I can't really say it is working well for him. I am kind of blinded by the brightness of his bleached teethand hair and sharpness is eyebrows. SMH.

Legends. But why? Not 'why?' legends, but why to the the 'work' part.

Out and About so far - Not so good... not so good

Gillian McKeith. She looks happy and we'll leave it there. There is no excuse for Marisa Tomei wearing this. None. Tina O'Brien wore this. I have nothing good to say on the matter. Meg Mathews estimated that her wardrobe was worth over £1million. And then she dressed like this.

Men that I don't 'get'. Benicio del Toro and Jason Derulo. I suppose money talent is attractive. Patsy Kensit has the 'I was really hot when I was younger and am not sure how to age' syndrome. I think Kylie Minogue seems to have the same affliction. Their choices look uncomfortable on them.  Jo Wood... I think that this outfit would look better with boots.. nah this dress is not very, erm, nice. Sorry.

July 2010 Worst Dressed

Madonna by a million miles this month.

I think even if Madonna has stylists, she does what she wants and currently what she wants is bad taste.

These pork pie hats and polyester sweat suits are not flattering. Least of all on a 51 year old woman.

Fellow denier, Nicole Kidman is looking extra plastic, waxy and pale. It nearly frightens me.

And Meg Ryan on her off day. Which is quite off (like mine too!). I'm just disappointed in this ook for Vannessa Williams. She is better than this. So much better. And, Liz Mclaron wearing WTF is that? Excuse me, but really?

 

Regulars: Paris Hilton. No words. Britney Spears is trying (to offend again). No words. I weep.

 

Christian Milian is going through a tough time. A new mum and a divorce. I get it that she wants to show the world (her ex) that she is till hot and desirable, but going for a stroll with Mel B in impossibly high ugly shoes, and ugly ripped jeans that are too tight and demonstrates how much infirm flesh can spill through the gaps is not a good look. Not at all.

 

Melody Thornton, for real? No words. Unfortunately, I know that Katie Price is for real. *blank stares*

  

Kesha. Not the worst I've seen her. I'll leave it there. Coco Rocha (no clue who she is or what she does) and Ed Westwick look like they are trying too hard to be 'cool' kids. They miss the spot.

Kelly Brooke wearing hooker heels in the sweltering summer sun. It offends me on so many levels. Firstly, cannot see any aesthetic merit to these boots (they're ugly!); but also they are soo not appropriate for the weather. Another boots and tights in the summer sun wearer is Charlotte Church. The dress is not pretty. I'll leave it there.

And if course a special mention for our girl, Foxy Brown. She coordinated her tanga with her nail polish. That is really classy! Look and learn. Look and learn!

I'm waiting

for the denial that there has been any surgery. Nicole Kidman's chest area has quite clearly had an intervention.

Riddle me this?

I know it's supposed to be an advert for Kimora Lee's perfume but it's not her (OK, I'll give you the face). Yes, it's photoshop but I don't know if it is a cut and paste job or over manipulation. It's not necessary. Really!

Gone too far

Don't do it..

I keep saying it, don't mess with what God gave you (or at least not too much). This photo frightened  me. I thought it was because of the dental veneers being too big, but there obviously has been so much other work with Carla Bruni. Killed the beauty.

EAT

There is NOTHING attractive about someone who starves themselves. This is a very fragile Nadine from Girls Aloud (not too sure who they are either) demonstrating that she obviously has issues.

 

John Travolta!

When this looks so much better than...

This...

Baldness on men is OK and even sexy. I don't think I'm alone in thinking that wigs and toupees are are NO on a guy.

What have you done to your mouth lady?

This is a perfectly pretty girl who should have stopped with her teeth capped, then it's the false lashes which are still OK and now it seems like she is going for some mouth work. Time talk to your real friends. They're the ones who tell you when to stop, Cheryl Cole.

Picture of before and her looking nice when you read the rest...

Why deny?

Cleary, work has been done!

But it's nice to see a more natural Victoria.