April looking great...

Alexandra Burk is just so pretty in black. Great wig, jacket and dress for her. Gwen Stefani is a hot mama. She can so work outfits that others can't. Ronnie Wood's girlfriend, Aranju is a stunner. Sofia Vergara is hot and cool altogether.

The youngs ones, keeping it sweet!

Eva Longhoria has changed stylist or something. So much is working well for her these days.  And Blake Lively has had a few great choices this month so far too.

When Kylie get's it right it is really right. Love the lace and the mac dress too.  And Kelis is the original edgy girl - working the horizontal stripes. Beautiful.

Camila Alves and her brood are beautifully dressed. Model mum. Veteran model, Naomi Campbell is working the horizonal stripe trend. And ex model, Lisa Snowdon is hot to trot in this body con, fitted number.

Halle Berry makes it here every month. Looking great with Olivier. I usually have to crop him out, but he looks good here. I can't believe Christie Brinkley is 57. Beyond hot. And Amanda Seyfried is looking summery and fresh.

April so far - on the fence..

Tale comfort ladies, Kate Moss has soft wobbly parts that over hang too! And I am liking Agyness Deyn's longer hair. She is looking pretty again.  I am bothered by Sarah Jessica's clogs. And good old Estelle.. sighs.. I like the colour of her hair and her make up looks nice too - as do her legs and  mini. Leave it there.

Amber Rose - screaming for relevancy and attention in her 'look at my nipple piercings' dress. If she wore a bra, I would have like this look for her. And Jessica White is so nearly for me. I can't put my finger on why she 'misses the mark'. These looks are not bad, but there is something masculine/drag queenish about it. And I can't work out why Nicky Hilton seems to carry her garments off with class and her sister, Paris, cannot.

April so far - No my fave

Mickey Rourke should not draw attention to himself. Neither should Vanessa Feltz in these kinds of outfits. Ashanti's little sister is larger, but showcasing the 'rolls' of flesh is not a good choice. And Nicole Kidman has a look of altered beauty.

Heidi swinging on that good/not so good looks pendulum again. And Trinny an Sussanah have the cheek to advise women what not to wear. I urge the ladies to look in the mirror. Really.

I heart Kelis, but do not understand her trousers. And Toni Braxton needs to know her own strengths and weaknesses before she makes a garment choice. The same goes for Christina Hicks.  Josh Duhamel is so mistaken.

Again, 'know' your limitations Ms Buchanan. And get to know a little taste Irina.  The Kardashians doing what they do best.. And I don't understand this look from Claudia Schiffer.

I don't know who would wear that length and width of trouser. Ahh, Denise Van Outen! And the frou frou of Collen Rooney's dress puts me off. I am never really convinced with Fern Cotton's look. Taylor Momsen is playing dress up a little too often.

Summer Inspirations (and not...)

Like mother, like daughter. Gorgeous!

Gabby Union and Halle Berry never seem to age. I know it's all about diet and exercise, but I am still envious.

Perfect chocolate, curvy (implants I know, but well done.. Take note Tamara Ecclestone).

Serena Willaims is 'healthy' looking but I am not feeling her swagger. And Tamara Ecclestone and her implants don't impress me much. She is hot otherwise.

I'm all cried out - Take me home

This F**kery has to stop. Every year at the Grand National. I just CANNOT.

I have nothing. NOTHING. More ridiculousness when you read more.