May 2010 - Worst Dressed.

The winner!

Catherine Zeta Jones has has a stand out month. I really don't now what happened, she used to have OK style and now it has GONE.

 

She has competition though!

Lindsay Lohan: Fried hair, fake tan and general scuzziness, now wearing boots in the sweltering heat to cover up her alcohol tag. Classy. Girl still needs prayer and intervention. Really, I say that from a kind place.

Madona and her midlife crisis. 

Beth Ditto, nobody needs to see this! Cheryl Cole's inner chav is alive and well.

The Family Edition!

The Geldof Girls... Needing a wash, grooming and some real maternal love and guidance. The Olsens sisters.

  

Russell Brand and Britney Spears are well comfortable on this list.

  

And Kelly Osborne and her erm, boyfriend. And mum, keeping style in the family.

If I ever see someone in these jeans for real......

I say no more. I weep. I quit.