March 2011 - Best Dressed

Thandie Newton is fine, fine and fine. I love this dress that Amanda Hearst is wearing. It is simple and cute. And love how Zoe Kravitz has upgraded from the hair to the shoes. And Dita Von Tese is unique, classic and wonderful.

Michelle Obama wearing the classic shift with textures. And wearing it well.  Carla Bruni with her classic swagger rediscovered. Bravo!  Diane Kruger pretty in a 50's inspired prom dress.

I like the individual pieces of Gabrielle Union's outfit, not entirely sure if I love it together but she looks stunning.  Stella McCartney looks stunning! One designer who actually looks great.  Liv Tyler has such a special presence. And finally Katie Holmes is discovering her mojo.

The Regulars...

These ladies make it rain on the young'uns.  Sandra Bullock and Halle Berry have such cool, confident, elegant (casual) swagger. Look and learn Kardashian ladies!

Jessica Alba is dressing fine again. Her stylist is back from her holidays.

 And Good Old Zoe Saldana - fine.  And of course Jennifer Hudson shimmers with her 'new' body.

March 2011 - On the fence

Olivia Palermo has a stunning face and legs. Love her choices in footwear, but her garments choices are becoming dodgy. I never quite feel Anna Wintour. I find her impeccably dressed and groomed but her look always leaves me feeling a little cold. This satin dress is not quite right. It doesn't support her enough in her chest area and looks slightly cheap. And I am not feeling Naomi's outfit and shoes. Finally Tamara Mellon has cut her hair (or quit the extensions) and put on a classy dress. Up graded.

Katie Holmes scrubs up well, but looking a little prematurely middle aged here for me, I do like Pamela Anderson when she doesn't have her bits on display. I like her chunky belt (looks suspiciously like leather!). I almost like Gwyneth Paltrow and Elle McPhearson's look. Almost. And Heidi Klum has disappointed me. Again.

Chelsea Clinton's dress is nice, but something is not gelling. Alexandra Burke's face and wig are stunning. The dress does not offend but I don't love. I like Beyonce's look generally, but the lace front is perhaps a little too peroxided. I love Jennifer Hudson and baby, but his feet are enormous growing faster than the rest of him! I am mesmerised!

March 2011 - Not great...

I am so blue! I have no words for the fashion f*%kery I see before me. I cannot. OK, so Duncan James (far right) does not offend, but my eyes are drawn to the others. I cannot. I can't

The sinking blue feeling continues. Stylists need to be hired or fired. It looks like Charlotte Ross (no clue, sorry) hacked her dress in two, hiked it up and pulled it down.  I didn't understand the film 'Blue Velvet' and I don't understand the dress on Estelle. Or the hair, shoes etc.

JB Gill and his partner suit each other. I'll leave it with the positive.  VV Brown.. I am all cried out, please take me home.  Ciara still shakes out her extra thick wig for her 'casual' look.  I don't know where the 'I am too simple to wear my trousers properly' look started. It should have died there too. It is all the way wrong and needs to stop now.

Kate Moss and Pam Hogg illustrating how fugly fur is. And how effed up fashionistas can get it. Fern Cotton choice is not for me. And cavalier boots do not work with chunky curvy thighs.

Tamara Ecclestone has A LOT of money. whispers: not too much taste.  Shania Twain is too fine for this dress. She should have left it on the rack. Parish Hilton: see Tamara Ecclestone. 

Look in the mirror before you leave the house. Always. Showers, sleep and prayer might help Ms Lohan.