Friday, 1 October 2010

Milan Fashion Week

The visitors here are not doing too well.

I have no words for the Jada and Willow Smith. I guess they are making their own choices. Nothing is working.

 Bringing their brand of 'not that good', Mischa Barton and Brigitte Nielson.

  
Donatella looks less offensive than usual. Roberto Cavalli looks a little creepy. Sorry. Ana Wintour was there in her samey wardrobe.

I don't know who Kim Hersov is, but I do love her boots. A more feminine version of the work boot. Love that Naomi can rock this little number. Megan Fox and Hubby Brian look like they didn't have time to change after a day at the Office.

Click on read more below to see my fave - the Gucci collection.

London Fashion Week

London Fashion Week

I was lucky enough to visit this year. I have to say people made too much effort. I do feel good when I look good and I don't think that is shallow either, but I do think an excess of effort is worse than no effort at all.

Anyhoo.. In the over exposed category were:

Amber Rose

Shingai Shoniwa 'look at me everyone. 
Yes I see Paloma Faith too, but she has the Lady Gagaism that compels me to ignore.
   
Oilvia Palermo – but she looked flawless, except for at TopShop unique.

Visiting Burberry were
  
No comment on Alexa Chung's 'quirky' ripped skirt.. Andy Murray's girlfriend looks great. And the Doyenne of fashion, Anna Wintour. Her style is extremely monotonous. She is very chic and classic, but her look just merges one into the next.

 
Sarah Jessica Parker – pretty fab actually.

 Pixie Geldof – just a mess. How many designers wept when she rocked up in their clothes? Caroline Sieber – very scary looking. Looks like she skinned her coat herself.
Poppy Delevigne – I like the shoes. If only Serena was given this option.


Serena Willaims and her feet. I can't. Why must I weep? The dress looks market stall and the shoes do not flatter.

Other visitors:
Also at the shows were: Didier Drogba – my guilty pleasure *wipes drool from keyboard*. Alesha Dixon.. moving on to Alexis Colby Joan Collins. Divalicious.
Jamelia's dress is fine but the boots are some kind of awful. Alexandra Burke still exudes lovely. And Yasmin le Bon does not age. I am unsure about her outfit, but it does not offend.

Kate Moss being herself. Naomi consolidating her icon status 25 years in the business. Loving Meg Matthews dress. Michelle Williams suiting the longer hair.

Naomi consolidating her diva status. 25 years in the business!

The Designers:
Sir Paul Smith.

John Galliano. I can't.


 
Pam Hogg.. I have no words. Nothing. I weep.

More of the above collections and a selection of my faves when you click on read more below.